Last Friday my wife had a couple of ladies at our house who were helping her get things ready for her 50th High School reunion. Suppertime came and I suggested that we go to Longhorn’s Steak House (I was hungry!), and, much to my surprise, they readily agreed.
One of the ladies (I will call her Jackie) is deaf—very deaf—and the other (I will call her (Hillary) is air-headed (I am assuming that you know what I mean)—very air-headed. When we finally made it to the driveway, Hillary informed us that she wanted to take her car (bright red!) because she was going back home after we ate. No problem. Well, not until she remembered that she does not know how to back her car. A brief moment of crisis. Annis (my wife) suggested to Jackie (remember she is deaf) that she stand beside Hillary’s car and direct her turning around in the driveway. Another crisis! I haven’t seen that much hand-waving since camp meeting days. It only took about 12 turns and fifteen minutes to finally get the car headed out of the driveway. By this time my blood sugar level was approaching 60!
Finally, Jackie got into Hillary’s car and off we went. Their instructions were to follow my truck to Longhorns (neither of them had any idea where it is). I slowly drove out of the cul-de-sac, and turned right, assuming that one or both of them were watching me. I am sure you know what happens when we assume something, especially when the assumption regards the deaf AND the air-headed.
Anyway, I drove over the first hill, I looked into my rear view mirror, but the red car was nowhere in sight, so I slowed even more, hoping to see her topping the hill. Finally, that little red car came rumbling over the hill. At that point I did what I think any non-air-headed person would have done, I drove on at a faster gate, as I was sure she now had me in her sights. Wrong again! With Annis telling me that someone was going to run into the back of my truck, if I didn’t speed up, I slowed down again, wondering where Hillary could possibly be. Finally, she comes around the corner.
After several of these “wait and see” episodes, we made it to the gate of our community, and with Hillary clearly in my rear view mirror, I exited and turned left, heading toward Longhorns. Finally! (By now my blood sugar level was probably around 50!)
I soon came to a red light and had to stop. As I did, I glanced into my rear view mirror, just to be sure Hillary hadn’t turned off the road or driven into the Ocmulgee river. There was no red car in sight, and I could see five cars back! About that time, the light turns green and Hillary comes around the corner—with her left signal light blinking. I said to Annis, “What IS she doing?” She said, “I do not know, but the light is green and people are honking their horns at you, so go!” Another crisis. My blood sugar drops even more.
In my opinion (at the moment), it made more sense for me to let people blow their horns, than for me to leave Hillary and Jackie unattended, so I waited a bit longer and Annis talked a bit louder and the horn-blowing increased every second.
Don’t ask me how or why, but for some reason she turned off her blinker and continued in the direction I was traveling. One more traffic light and one more left turn and we would have it made, or so I thought.
Anyway, to make a long story short, Annis and I finally arrived at Longhorns. I found a parking place and parked my truck. We got out and I looked to see where Hillary was parking. She was nowhere to be seen!
I will never forget what she said after they finally arrived. She got out of her car, laughing as any air-headed person would laugh, and said, “Mac, I have been following the wrong truck!”
Before I thought, I said, “Hillary, you have been following the wrong “truck” all of your life (I have actually known her that long!). For some reason she agreed.
As we walked to the restaurant, I thought, “I wonder how many Christians are following the wrong “truck,” sincerely believing all-the-while that they are following the correct “truck”? Just for the record, there are only two trucks to follow: one, I will call “religion” and the other I will call “relationship.” Which “truck” are you following? Remember this: you cannot, simultaneously, follow both trucks, as they are going in very different directions.
You think about that—
"This is the work of God, that you believe in Him whom He has sent" (John 6:29 NASB).